Comfort Wipe - Now you'll never have to touch a dirty toilet tissue!

For over a hundred years we've been using toilet tissues the same old way. Now there's a better way with the extended reach and comfortable to use Comfort Wipe™. It grabs and holds the toilet tissue in perfect postions so you can easily wipe yourself. When you're done, just dispense the soiled tissue right in the toilet with the press of a button. Comfort Wipe™ extends your reach a full 18" while the anotomical design follows the contours of your body for perfect cleaning.

Comfort Wipe, The Official Site, As Seen On TV
I thought this was a joke when I first saw it.

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