Friday, April 11, 2008

Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.
No Picnic: Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table - Asylum | For All Mankind
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1 comment:

  1. Thanks for the link Jessica.
    Just out of curiosity, you DID read this article right? :)

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